citrusification:

in your ugly faces, fuckers.
dylangibbons-loves-you:

dinowh0res:

pip-pip-boo:

whoadude235:

gotta keep the blog safe from sea bears

can’t risk it

not taking any chances.

Do we all have on our sea rhinoceros underwear?

1. Contrary to popular belief, waking up early isn’t going to drastically alter your life or effect how you’re feeling. So sleep till noon and relish in the way laying in bed all day makes you feel a little more human.

2. Drinking your coffee ‘black’ doesn’t make you cooler or more sophisticated than the rest of us who load in milk and sugar.

3. Being unimpressed by everything makes you look like a twat. Get excited, be overly passionate about something. Enthusiasm is fun.

4. Hating yourself isn’t romantic.

5. Eat whatever you want. your friend’s a vegan? Awesome. Listen to her talk about how great she feels because of it while you tuck in to some chocolate cake. Tell her you feel just as great.

- More Reminders- Charlotte Geier  (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it)

white people bios be like:

heliolisk:

kobetyrant:

Mackenzie. 15. Montana. Indie music. Welcome to a special part of my mind. I’m white but I identify as Spanish/Walgreens gift card. Sherlock. I follow back 🌸flower child🌸

i identify as a walgreens gift card
hucknshred:

Abandoned manor house
breathing-rs:

omfg
aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo